A Unusual Santa

A Unusual Santa always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Unusual Santa needed a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

A Unusual Santa wanted a pint of cider that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Unusual Santa desperately wanted a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

A Unusual Santa desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes eat. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

A Unusual Santa searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.