Their Boring Santa

Their Boring Santa searched for a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Santa desperately craved for a can of coke to share. It would have been an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Santa wanted a sack of potatoes to hug. It might have been a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Their Boring Santa carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Santa always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Their Boring Santa desperately searched for a custard pie that they would eat. It should be a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A custard pie is the item to select.