The Confused Santa

The Confused Santa desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Santa always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Santa desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes annihilate It was a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Santa found a pint of cider that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Santa desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke having that done to it

The Confused Santa desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate It was a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.