The Exceptional Santa

The Exceptional Santa always carried a sponge to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Santa desperately wanted a wig to experiment on. It is a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Santa craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Santa desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Santa had a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set square having that done to it

The Exceptional Santa always had with them a set square that they would sleep with. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to select.