Brainy Santa

Brainy Santa often carried a rubber chicken to hug. It should be a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken having that done to it

Brainy Santa desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Brainy Santa always kept a stretchman to sit and look at. This seems an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Brainy Santa desperately wanted a ball that they would often put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A ball is the item that was chosen.

Brainy Santa desperately craved for a CD player that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Brainy Santa always kept a vibrator that they would often hug. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.