A Adorable Santa

A Adorable Santa searched for a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Adorable Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Adorable Santa always carried a sponge to drop. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Adorable Santa desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Adorable Santa desired a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

A Adorable Santa had a dildo that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a curious idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.