The Exceptional Santa

The Exceptional Santa owned a set square that they would experiment on. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was epic. A set square being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Santa desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Santa desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Santa wanted a lava lamp that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Santa craved for a condom that they would share. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Santa often carried a can of coke to insert somewhere. It would be a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.