The Famous Santa

The Famous Santa always carried a tomato that they would often eat. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be sublime. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Santa craved for a lava lamp to play with. This seems a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Famous Santa craved for a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Famous Santa found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was epic. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Famous Santa desperately craved for a hat that they would often throw. It is a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Santa needed a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.