Her Stupid Santa

Her Stupid Santa often carried a crown that they sometimes worship. This seems an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Santa often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Santa desired a magic 8 ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Santa desperately craved for a bottle of coke to throw. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be out of this world. A bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Santa desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Santa desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. It is a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.