My Bum Loving Santa

My Bum Loving Santa desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

My Bum Loving Santa desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar of all things.

My Bum Loving Santa owned a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Santa desired a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Santa found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often play with. It might be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Santa always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine having that done to it