The Adventurous Santa

The Adventurous Santa always carried a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Santa carried a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa always had with them a pint of cider to throw. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels it was amazing. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa owned a rubber chicken to drop. This could be considered an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Adventurous Santa craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Santa carried a stapler that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to choose.