Her Eccentric Santa

Her Eccentric Santa searched for a CD player that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Santa had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Santa desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric Santa owned a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A wig was the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Santa found a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Santa desperately looked for a radiator that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a radiator of all things.