The Big Santa

The Big Santa desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Big Santa desired a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Big Santa desired a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Santa carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Santa searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. It was an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

The Big Santa desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.