My Blue Santa

My Blue Santa desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Blue Santa found a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

My Blue Santa desperately wanted a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

My Blue Santa desired a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

My Blue Santa always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

My Blue Santa desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.