The Cheerful Santa

The Cheerful Santa had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Cheerful Santa desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be fun. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Santa needed a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Santa found a pen that they would sometimes break. This seems an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Santa looked for a spade that they would smash. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A spade is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Santa always kept a spade that they would sit and look at. It would be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item selected.