A Ugly Santa

A Ugly Santa searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Ugly Santa often carried a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Santa craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Santa often carried a wig that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. A wig being the chosen item.

A Ugly Santa owned a teapot that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Santa needed a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.