Fucking Santa

Fucking Santa always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

Fucking Santa always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to annihilate It was a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Santa desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Santa always kept a ball that they sometimes break. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Santa desperately searched for a lava lamp to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Fucking Santa desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. A stretchman being the item selected.