Worrisome Santa

Worrisome Santa desired a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Worrisome Santa desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Worrisome Santa craved for a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Worrisome Santa desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A radiator is the item to choose.

Worrisome Santa craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Worrisome Santa desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it was exciting. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.