My Crypting Santa

My Crypting Santa desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to break. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Santa desperately searched for a rubber johnny to smash. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Santa desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Crypting Santa always carried a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

My Crypting Santa carried a condom that they would cuddle. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Santa found a chocolate bar that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.