The Crazy Santa

The Crazy Santa often carried a set square that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Santa desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often drop. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Crazy Santa craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Santa always carried a bag of poop to drop. It might be a new exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Santa often carried a can of coke that they sometimes break. It should be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Santa searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.