My Blue Santa

My Blue Santa desired a dildo that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Blue Santa desired a pint of beer that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

My Blue Santa always had with them a sword that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword having that done to it

My Blue Santa desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Blue Santa had a hat that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

My Blue Santa craved for a block of cheese that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.