His Crypting Santa

His Crypting Santa always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Crypting Santa always kept a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Crypting Santa desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Crypting Santa desperately craved for a hat that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

His Crypting Santa desperately needed a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Santa desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A cucumber having that done to it