Determined Santa

Determined Santa desperately wanted a sponge that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Determined Santa always carried a spade that they sometimes throw. It would be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was entertaining. A spade being the thing opted for.

Determined Santa needed a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be wonderous. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

Determined Santa desperately desired a pen that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pen is the item to select.

Determined Santa always had with them a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Determined Santa looked for a crown that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen thing.