Her Scary Scammer

Her Scary Scammer always kept a sponge that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Her Scary Scammer desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A piece of paper of all things.

Her Scary Scammer wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Scammer always carried a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Her Scary Scammer owned a porno magazine that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Scammer always carried a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A hat was the item that was opted for.