The Blue Scammer

The Blue Scammer always kept a radiator that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Blue Scammer desperately wanted a computer to hug. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was epic. A computer being the item selected.

The Blue Scammer looked for a helmet that they would often annihilate It would be a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Scammer desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Scammer wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Scammer carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It was a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.