The Special Scammer

The Special Scammer found a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is wonderful. A pint of cider of all things.

The Special Scammer always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Special Scammer desired a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Scammer craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Scammer wanted a bag of flour that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Special Scammer desperately desired a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.