The Square Scammer

The Square Scammer looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Square Scammer desired a chocolate bar that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Square Scammer had a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Square Scammer often carried a big sponge to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

The Square Scammer desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Square Scammer looked for a set square that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was selected.