Her Lonely Scammer

Her Lonely Scammer desperately craved for a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Scammer carried a bat that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Scammer found a hat to smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a hat being the item opted for.

Her Lonely Scammer desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Scammer desperately needed a stapler to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.

Her Lonely Scammer desperately desired a cup to worship. This seems a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A cup being the chosen item.