The Eccentric Scammer

The Eccentric Scammer desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Scammer owned a toilet brush that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Scammer always kept a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Scammer had a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Scammer always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes annihilate It should be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Scammer looked for a dildo that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.