The Lucky Scammer

The Lucky Scammer carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Scammer often carried a ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Scammer looked for a tomato to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Scammer desired a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Scammer craved for a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Scammer had a spade to worship. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.