A Square Scammer

A Square Scammer often carried a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a crown having that done to it

A Square Scammer desperately wanted a crown that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Scammer always had with them a hat that they liked to experiment on. It is an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

A Square Scammer carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Scammer owned a pencil sharpener to experiment on. This seems a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was wonderous. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Scammer always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.