Bum Loving Scammer

Bum Loving Scammer always carried a teapot that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Scammer craved for a stretchman to sit and look at. It would be a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

Bum Loving Scammer always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to smash. It should have been an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Scammer always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Scammer had a bottle of beer that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Scammer desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an original thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.