The Nervous Scammer

The Nervous Scammer desired a tomato to throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Nervous Scammer wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Scammer desperately searched for a bag of poop to experiment on. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Scammer desired a condom that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

The Nervous Scammer desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Scammer always had with them a dildo to cuddle. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.