The Troubled Scammer

The Troubled Scammer always carried a mug that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Scammer desired a pen that they would eat. This seems to be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Scammer had a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Troubled Scammer carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. It should be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Scammer always kept a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Scammer desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.