The Silly Scammer

The Silly Scammer desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. One might say this is a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Silly Scammer always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Scammer wanted a can of coke that they would hug. It might have been a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Silly Scammer wanted a melon to put on his head. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A melon was the chosen item.

The Silly Scammer wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Silly Scammer desperately craved for a bat that they would embrace. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A bat is the item to select.