His Cheerful Scammer

His Cheerful Scammer always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Cheerful Scammer owned a set of lego that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Scammer desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Cheerful Scammer desperately craved for a teapot that they would eat. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Cheerful Scammer looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

His Cheerful Scammer always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.