Bewildered Scammer

Bewildered Scammer always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Bewildered Scammer desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Bewildered Scammer always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Bewildered Scammer searched for a cheese grater to sit and look at. It should be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Scammer desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Scammer had a condom that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.