My Stupid Scammer

My Stupid Scammer had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

My Stupid Scammer always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Scammer always carried a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Scammer always carried a magic 8 ball to drop. It would be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was wonderful. A magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Scammer carried a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a bat was the chosen item.

My Stupid Scammer often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an original thought, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener of all things.