The Horny Scammer

The Horny Scammer looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Horny Scammer always kept a piece of paper to drop. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Scammer desperately wanted a wig that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Horny Scammer looked for a piece of paper to throw. It should have been a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Horny Scammer desperately wanted a CD player that they would worship. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Scammer desperately wanted a mug that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.