Their Careful Scammer

Their Careful Scammer carried a sponge that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Their Careful Scammer desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Careful Scammer wanted a pint of beer that they would smash. One might say this is an original idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Careful Scammer wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Their Careful Scammer found a wig that they would demolish. It was a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

Their Careful Scammer always carried a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.