The Boring Scammer

The Boring Scammer searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Boring Scammer looked for a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Boring Scammer carried a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Scammer desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Scammer often carried a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Scammer desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.