The Funny Scammer

The Funny Scammer desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Scammer always carried a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Funny Scammer desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Funny Scammer had a mug that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was wonderous. A mug is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Scammer had a spade that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

The Funny Scammer carried a helmet to drop. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a helmet of all things.