His Worrisome Scammer

His Worrisome Scammer desperately searched for a sword that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.

His Worrisome Scammer owned a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a computer being the item selected.

His Worrisome Scammer desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Scammer desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Scammer owned a ball that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a curious activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A ball being the thing selected.

His Worrisome Scammer craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.