Their Magical Scammer

Their Magical Scammer desperately wanted a teapot that they would worship. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Their Magical Scammer always kept a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was exciting. A pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Their Magical Scammer desperately desired a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Magical Scammer desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Their Magical Scammer desperately craved for a cup that they would often smash. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Their Magical Scammer desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.