Stupid Scammer

Stupid Scammer always kept a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Scammer needed a condom to throw. It might have been a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was sublime. A condom would be the item that was selected.

Stupid Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Scammer often carried a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Scammer had a ball that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Scammer desperately needed a mug that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A mug was the item that was opted for.