The Silly Scammer

The Silly Scammer desperately searched for a ball that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Scammer desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Scammer looked for a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Silly Scammer often carried a pen to smash. It would have been a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pen having that done to it

The Silly Scammer searched for a pint of cider that they would annihilate It is a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Scammer wanted a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.