His Depressed Scammer

His Depressed Scammer always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It would have been a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Scammer craved for a ball that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

His Depressed Scammer always carried a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Depressed Scammer looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Depressed Scammer desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes share. It would have been a new idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Scammer searched for a sponge that they would cuddle. This seems a different action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.