Their Retarded Scammer

Their Retarded Scammer often carried a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Scammer wanted a set of lego that they would worship. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Scammer desperately desired a bag of poop that they would put on his head. It is a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Scammer wanted a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Scammer looked for a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Scammer craved for a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.