The Cheerful Scammer

The Cheerful Scammer desperately searched for a spade to demolish. This is certainly an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Scammer needed a melon to put up their bum. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Scammer needed a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Scammer always had with them a condom that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.