A Fucking Scammer

A Fucking Scammer looked for a hat that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Scammer often carried a radiator to throw. It would have been a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Scammer wanted a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Fucking Scammer carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was fun. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Scammer desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Scammer owned a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.